A Wonderful Day For An Autopsy

I listened as the other spoke however not once moving the dark dame and the little rodent out of my peripheral. I had vanished for over a year and my memory had been, well not so kind. Alot of stuff seemed to vanish almost as if I had a slight case of alzheimer's. For some reason I couldn't get the vision of the demonic wench and the disease carrying varment from my thoughts. I know I had to have crossed paths with them before, probably before the volcano had errupted on the old lands.. Ah, but why waste the time trying to figure it out. It'll come to me, eventually.


I turned back to the cub chewer, and let a small cackle erupt from my chest, I could feel the demonic brute inside my heads breathing become thicker, heavier, I could practically feel him standing behind me, over me breathing upon my neck.. Which did of course cause my fur to stand upon ends, bristling in pure annoyance. He also did learn how to bug the shit out of me. Unfortunately I had lived with this demon my entire life, even though my life doesn't have that much farther to go, already hitting eight years of age. I had learned to cope with him, by now. To ignore certain things, however we all have that one thing that can't be tuned out.. And he knew my weak spots. My attention although was side tracked for a moment, turned back to the brute before speaking.



"I would hardly consider that a good hunt, deary. Maybe for a rooki?."




I offered a simple chuckle before turning back to the rodent... Who's way of speech really drove me insane, perhaps it was his squeaky little voice, it made me cringe.. How his companion could deal with him was beyond me. Didn't that bother her ears? Then again she didn't really resemble a living creature either. My own joints popped and creaked as I switched positions, and simply sat upon my haunches, ass end kicking up some dust and debris as I did so. And invisible brow rising as I simply watched now. Neither one truly seemed to be a threat... Well I don't know the duo seemed like they could do a bit of damage.. But neither one seemed to be aggressive unless provoked. I could now hear him whispering into my ears, well, ear.. 'Come on love, lets have a little fun. I couldn't help but laugh aloud at his remark, although no one else heard it. The conversation merely took place in my thoughts. 'Sorry, dear... But I don't have a death wish on todays agenda.' I could feel his aggitation but he simply dropped it, for now.