EAT SNOW

As she skidded wildly across the ice, the thunderous chorus of her brother's feet grew louder behind her. Aw shit. Her ass felt like it was on fire, despite being sliding along on ice. She was gonna be walking funny for a week, and probably wouldn't be able to form coherent sentences after that lovely blow to the head earlier. This just wasn't her day. The steel babe braced for the inevitable blow when her titanic brother caught up, her curses becoming unintelligible as they streamed from her inky lips. She was about to get her ass kicked, she could feel it. However, the snarky comment he made as he knocked her off course was not what she was thinking was going to happen. 

Nevertheless she still hit the snow bank, and still ended up buried completely in the fluffy drifts. Her muffled attempts to escape could be called cute, if they didn't sound vaguely vulgar. Finally, a snow covered head popped out of the snow like a spring daisy. She snorted flakes from her nostrils, grumpily shaking the heaping pile of precipitation from the crown of her skull. A small frown creased her brow. "This isn't fun anymore." She announced glumly, fighting to free her forelimbs from the snow. All she succeeded in doing was tiring herself out. "Lyon help!" She whined pitifully, wiggling frantically in a rather pathetic attempt to either draw her brother's attention, or get herself loose. 

OOC: Crap post I'm sorry Fawks