love me like a love song baby

He had made his way up towards the back of the den, a wide grin across his maw as he stalked up behind the den. He could smell his wife within it, and he had a little erm... surprise for her. The lumbering beast came up from behind, leaping silently to the roof of the den. He had jumped up here so many times before that he knew how to land without his claws scraping too loudly against the stone. He was a ninja! He chuckled softly when his wife called out for him, her voice sounding like it was coming from inside the den. Laying on his belly, he peeked over the edge of the rock, seeing her rump waving in the air. Snickering, he reached down and swatted her booty, letting out a sharp whistle. Ducking away, he flattened himself against the stone, ears pressing towards his skull as his tail swept slowly behind him. Would she know where it came from? Maybe it wasn't the best way to say hello, but he was full of energy. He had just patrolled the borders, and his paws were a bit muddy from the damp walk. Oops... did that mean that Wren had a perfect paw print mark on her butt? Bass bit his tongue to stop himself from laughing, not wanting to give up his position.