love me like a love song baby

After a few more minutes of searching the dark, warm den, he was no where to be found. It was weird...she hadn't seen him leave, so where was he? Did he really slip off without her knowing? Wren huffed and prepared herself to back up, when suddenly, something smacked down against her butt. A yelp instantly left her lips, as she stumbled forward into the den and attempted to regain her balance. A slow, smooth whistle filled her ears. Could that have been...a bird?! A bird who had every so rudely hit her rear!? How dare such an elegant creature do that to her! She'll eat it, and share it with her children! Wren growled furiously and propelled herself out of the den, standing defensively at the entrance and staring into the sky. Her minty green eyes scanned the trees, brows furrowed. Where was that pesky bird...? Without a second to think, Wren parted her jaws and yelled out, "Maledetta uccelli!" Totally oblivious to the perfectly shaped paw mark on her butt, she growled once more, snapped her jaws shut, and turned around. There, the fresh scent of her husband drifted in the air. She reared up and glanced at the lowered male, who sat there casually, with muddy paws. Wren snarled instantly. It wasn't those poor birds, it was him! "What the hell do you think you're doing, cool guy?" The woman continued to growl softly. "Poor birds, I blamed them for something you did! How dare you smack my butt!?"

"Speech"
'thoughts'