love me like a love song baby

Acting so innocent, like a naughty pup! Did he think these things were romantic?! It scared her to death...and plus, she yelled at the innocent birds! They didn't need to hear her curses, they didn't do anything wrong! It was all himmm! Wren still continued to growl, even when he used his deep, loveable voice in Italian. Telling her that her butt was so nice. It was rare for her to ever turn away from his voice! Maybe she was just in a bad mood? No, that wasn't it! Any woman would get mad for getting smacked in the butt! "Oh look, I even left you with a little souvenir." He planted a gentle kiss on the exact place he assaulted her, and her eyes widened.

He did have muddy paws. Did that mean there was a big ol' paw mark on her butt?! Wren whirled around immediately, trying to get a good view of the mark. "Baaaaaassss!" She wailed, eventually stopping and falling back on her rump. She began to drag her butt across the grass, attempting to remove the ugly 'souvenir' Bass had given her. She probably looked really stupid...but she would look even stupider walking around with a paw print on her butt.

"Speech"
'thoughts'