You're pretty damn r00d

He sit in irritation underneath the tree in the cool shade, silver eyes narrowed on the spot where the black beast had disappeared. It would take a few seconds for this words to pierce through the bubble of the water and reach the man's ears, bringing him back to the surface in a flurry of splashing water. Laughter would bubble from his inky jowls until he noticed the hard look of irritation Cicero was glaring his way, at which point he decided to apologize because he hadn't seen him there. Right. Blind fool. The bi-colored boy's irritation only magnified as the man began splashing around even more. But it wasn't until the idiot decided to ask him the most idiotic question of all time that his irritation turned into rage.

Are you a fucking cat? The boy would immediately rise to his feet, elegant in his movements as he moved to the edge of the shade that touched the closest embankment. Are you a fucking fish? He would snarl, golden tail curled high over his hips, ears flattening against his skull, lips curled in distaste. Of course he would have the misfortune of running into a blubbering fool. Lucky him.

 

"Burn Baby Burn"