Atreides was happily gnawing his dad's paw when he was viciously attacked from behind, a big fatty scrambling over top of him. He groaned dramatically and collapsed beneath her weight, flopping down as though dead. The attacking monster chewed on his ears and Atreides just continued to sprawl out. "Siriusly, how'd you get so heavy, Siri? Did'ja eat Narcissa? Ugh you're squishing me. You're getting your germs all over me. Ew, you're giving me cooties." But through his whole dialogue he made no effort to squirm away despite his complaints. But his dad's words broke through the litany of insults, and his slobbered-on ears perked up. Basics? Lessons?
The boy flailed underneath of his doofy sister. "Wait Dad, I wanna learn! I wanna learn! Are you gonna learn us something? Siri let me uuuuuup!" He couldn't miss lessons with Daddy just because Sirius was squishing him!
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