tell me what i want to hear
02-15-2015, 09:16 PM
"Perfect!" he boomed, injecting every last ounce of enthusiasm he was capable of into that statement. Removing his chin from the rock, he continued to peer up at her. "Alright, Miss Rhythm," Valenine made a show of eying her, as if he were trying to figure her out. "What is your ideal home like?" He decided to play tour guide. Taking a step back so that he wasn't craning his neck to look at her, the brute stated, "Over there," he pointed to his left, "We have fine waterfront land that overlooks one of the bigger streams. Bit flat, definitely bare, but it makes up for it with a perfect view of both sunrises and sunsets." Without skipping a beat, he pointed to his right. "Over there we have knolls, knolls and more knolls. You would be hard-pressed to find a more confused land. It doesn't know if it's rising or falling. Lots of little streams, lots of buffalo...and maybe ten trees." Valentine cleared his throat. "But fear not, if you'd prefer the shade of a tree, I can always show you the Range." |
NOTE: Valentine has a female striped skunk companion named Lefty. Unless stated otherwise assume she's present.