What's Black and White and Red All Over?

He would scoff and roll his eyes. He wasn't going to be a punching bag for some little whelps. God why did she have to get pregnant? He'd make sure to stay away until they weren't ankle biters. "Pfft, they can use your baby daddy as a chew toy. You know me, Ylva...I can't promise their safety if they start pushing the wrong buttons." He stood and stalked past her, searching for another toy he knew was not there but he wanted to occupy his mind. It was true, his mind probably wouldn't allow him the patience to be around children for long...He turned around then to face her, fur bristling more as he towered over her. Oh how she was lucky that she was pregnant..

"Don't mock me you fat whale. You and I both know I'm not right in the head to be around pups for long...regardless of who they are." He shuddered as if thinking of something disgusting, but in a way...pups and children in general were really quite disgusting. "I wouldn't trust them around me."

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