ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE The babies were no fun! They looked like weird worms, but really fat. Furry slugs. She didn't like them. She also didn't like that papa kept calling her "him". Couldn't he see that she wasn't a boy? Dumb papa. Of course, articulating her feelings was completely out of the question. It didn't make any sense, and she didn't want to explain it to anyone.  It was freezing out here, but she didn't care. The snow was up by her shoulders, but she was digging a tunnel! Gonna find buried treasure! The deeper she went, the warmer it got. The harder it got to dig, too. Rude snow! Scraping her tiny claws against the hard packed drifts was showing little results. Not that such things were about to stop her, of course. Black tipped tail waving in the air like a flag, she was completely unaware of how unstealthy she was being. How were these tunnels supposed to be useful if everyone saw her digging them? speech

GIMME FOOD PLZ Okay so he had officially started the apocalypse. HE had given his food up to someone, then walked right out. Him of all guys giving up food was unheard of and just such a rarity that he wouldn't be surprised if Sath or Mammon followed him or watched after him like he had two heads. He wasn't the first to leave though. Right now he was following after one of his dad's new rodents. The white one that was just as ugly as his dad, though not as ugly as that stupid golden one. Like who did his dad fuck to get a weird combo of him and his uncle gabriel? like what the absolute fuck was his dad thinking? As if it wasn't bad enough his dad was trying to replace Bels. Now he had to go help this woman rear his half siblings and play the good kid. It wasn't really fair. Mammon was really salty about it to, and sath just was kissing ass. Of course he probably was too. He padded after the white rat and when he found it he sat. There was a unammused look upon his face. Its butt was up in the air and its head in some stupid hole. It was just another thing he couldn't eat, and something to take his food when he got it. For a moment he wondered if he could bury it and anyone would actually notice. His dad would likely make him unbury it though.  After moments of nothing but wind and silence he finally broke it. "The fuck you digging for, It?" That was its new name. He wouldn't give it a different name until it became useful and got him food like Mammon, Levi and Sath.  "speech"

ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE Someone was coming! With an excited gasp, she dropped into her hidey hole. Buried treasure was one thing, but a chance to sneak attack someone? Even better. She heard big heavy feet crunching through the snow. A big ol' butt sinking into the powder. She couldn't help it, the giggle escaped her without wanting it to. She peeked out of the hiding hole. It was the fat one! He looked so mad! She hesitated now. What if he was mad at her? She couldn't handle that. She hadn't done anything wrong! "The fuck you digging for, It?" He demanded before she could even leap out and scare him. Now her ears pressed tight against her head, eyes wide with shock. He did a swear! At her! Her papa had said swears were bad! Only for bad people! Was she bad? Oh no. Forfax could feel it. Her eyes were burning, and everything was blurry. Oh this was the worst! Now she was crying like a big baby. "Treasure!" She wailed, the tears finally spilling down her cheeks. That wasn't believable at all. Now he would see that she was being a big baby- even though she was not.Today was ruined! She flopped down in her hole. The big meanie needed to go away now. Crossing her little paws over one another, she put her head down on them and sniffled to herself. How was she supposed to find treasure if big meanie's kept being mean?! Curling up in her hidey hole, she pouted to herself. This was stupid! Big meanie was stupid too! speech

GIMME FOOD PLZ It started blubbering and he eyed it. Great, they had a stupid crybaby. Mammon would have a field day making this rat cry and blubber. Oh yum blubber, that would be a good dinner. Back to the thing at paw now. The fuck was it even crying for? Whatever.  "What kind of food gets buried under so much snow? And honestly, It, stop being so sensitive. Sathanus and Mammon are ten times worse and will totally make use of you crying so easily. Besides we don't want to let anyone know we have weaknesses, it comes back to bite us always." If that didn't dry it's tears he was looking at a lost cause. He was definitely the most tolerable of his siblings and the most tolerant.  He sighed and stood then. Then he moved forward and nosed it out of the hole it was digging. If it was digging for food then he definitely needed to teach this one how to get it easier. "Come on, it's much easier to get food my way. My sisters do all the work and i reap the rewards. plus that hole doesn't have any smells but dirt so nothing's there. Your just digging for no reward." Okay so he wasn't going to be a total ass to it. He just didn't like that it was a replacement for his brother. He moved then padding towards where he knew his stash was. He'd been stashing as much as he could in every place he could. He flicked his tail for it to follow. Only once it did would he move off.  "speech"

ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE Today was awful! Papa was too busy to play, and Micah was too scared to leave the new den. Now all she had to play with was the big meanie! He didn't care that she was crying at all, it was horrible. "What kind of food gets buried under so much snow? And honestly, It, stop being so sensitive. Sathanus and Mammon are ten times worse and will totally make use of you crying so easily. Besides we don't want to let anyone know we have weaknesses, it comes back to bite us always." The big meanie said. Whatever, she didn't have to listen to him. She could cry all she wanted, and if someone wanted to make fun of her, she would beat them up! She lifted one paw over her face, so she wouldn't have to look at the big meanie and his stupid face. Crunch, crunch, crunch. The big meanie was trudging through the snow towards her. No! Go away! His nose poked into her hidey hole, and she tried to swat at him with her nearest paw. "Come on, it's much easier to get food my way. My sisters do all the work and I reap the rewards. Plus that hole doesn't have any smells but dirt so nothing's there. Your just digging for no reward." He said. Whatever! He was just a big meanie, what did he know? There could be something under the dirt! His great big head lifted out of her hole, and he started to walk away. Good! She curled up even tighter, tail tucking over her nose. "No!" She grunted, huffing to herself. She was going to sit in the hole, and wait until he went away. Then she would have a fun time digging for treasure without his big meanie mouth yelling at her. speech