Your Mother Smells of Dirty Knickers!

It was so quiet for such a long time that Siduri had begun to bounce from paw to paw in anticipation. Maybe the girl had more willpower than she had because Sid would have hurled all manner of insults by now. And then the girl spoke and Siduri giggled again, covering her maw with her paw in a cute, rather girlish gesture. The laughter of the other girl gave her away so, so hard. That was exactly what Sid had wanted.

"The burnin' smell is the heat of embarrassment from your cheeks!" And she pounced, bounding over one of the gnarled mangrove roots. Siduri's body connected with that of the other girl, though not to hurt her. Pale forelegs wrapped around the girl and they rolled once, twice, then stopped. Sid was giggling again, an expression of utter happiness on her face. "You have a lovely mouth on you, fair maiden. Where didst thou learn to speak in such a manner?" It was weird, but it was a compliment.

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