I Will Not Make A Boner Joke [Wade]

The lands that his family calls home is cool and all but Wade wants to see more. So, he happily trots through strange and fascinating lands, ogling all the things that he can’t find back in the Raiders Hallow. ‘You know, I don’t think you should be out here alone.’ Sly was always trying to tell him what to do and the black and red pup pointedly ignores him, not giving two flying fucks what he can and cannot do. ‘You can’t ignore me stupid, I am in your head.’ Or right, there was that tiny tidbit that he keeps forgetting.

A strange land filled with bones and blood has his attention as he continues to ignore Sly while shoving his nose into all the little spaces he can find. Suddenly, a call from not too far off has Wade’s head snapping up and excitement thrumming through his veins. ‘You’re not seriously going to go fight someone.’ Loki pipes up and the pup immediately decides he has to answer, if, for no other reason, then to show Sly and Loki who is boss! ‘We literally are a part of you, idiot.’ Sly really likes to try and get under his skin but the young Preator boy can’t be harassed now because he is already off and running to where the stranger is.

It doesn’t take him long to find the really pretty girl among the ancient battlefield and he bounds happily up to her and pull to a stop in front of her. Tail sweeps the air as he excitedly calls, “My name’s Wade! I’ll play with ya!” With that, Wade dips down into a play bow, tail arched over his back as his front paws slap the ground, ready to wrestle with the stranger but allowing her to make the first move.


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