I Will Not Make A Boner Joke [Wade]

To say Wade is out of his depth in a fight is a gross understatement. Ignis hasn’t really showed them anything about… well, anything so, when the girl backpedals and does some strange things, the boy straightens up to cock his head to the side in curiousity. Usually, when he wrestles with Sulfur, they just go for it but she seems to preparing for something bigger. ‘Oh my god. You really are an idiot.’ Before he gets a chance to rebuke Loki, the girl is charging him, baring down with speed and intent

Blinking in surprise, Wade waits for her to get close before planting his back legs and lifting his front end off the ground in an attempt to grapple the pretty blue girl. As she slams into him, the air rushes from his lungs in a strangled  wheeze and desperately tries to suck in more air just she bites his left cheek. Snarling viciously for a puppy, he moves one of the legs that is trying to wrap around shoulders to playfully bat at her head in a ‘hey stop that’ kind of action. Happy growls fill the air as he plays.


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